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How to distract a man trying to murder you, by John Steed. 

1) Take out cigarette.

2) Light cigarette.

3) Casually toss cigarette case into line of fire, beat man up, finish smoking cigarette.

4) Have a brandy, ‘cause you’re a total badass.

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    And that’s how we do it in England
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